Le Monke


Le Monke is a chaotic and evil being. A cursed, disturbing YouTube video titled “UH OH” has surfaced in which Monke goes on a rant centered on feces. She is best known for committing multiple counts of tax evasion and vehicular manslaughter. It has recently surfaced that she has committed various war crimes in eastern Kyrgyzstan, but that is yet to be verified. The monkey has the ability to trash your house and vore you and your family. She can run at an astonishing speed of over 90 mph, and the U.S. government has enlisted her as a successful bounty hunter. As a bounty hunter, she has caught many ISIS leaders, fighters, and affiliates.

For every catch, she is rewarded with poop. Not so surprisingly, her favorite food is tacos with poop. Not much else is known about Monke other than that she loves poop with a deep passion and finds the stinky variety extremely amusing. She is also very successful in the commercial plumbing industry. She has won several medals for her achievements in stand up comedy, plumbing, and warfare, although they have since been stripped of her due to the war crime rumors. Another ability le Monke is rumored to have is to freeze time. This ability comes in useful when she is hunting down ISIS war criminals. But without her payment of the freshest poop, she wouldn‘t do any of this. She works for the highest bidder.





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